תסכול זוגי בראי הטכנולוגיה והמחשוב

הקטע המשעשע להלן התגלגל לידי ממקור לא ידוע, וחבל לתרגמו כי הוא נשמע מצוין בשפת המקור:

Message to Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Bochur Life 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that Wife 1.0 installs

itself into all other programs and launches during system initialization, where it monitors

all other systems. 

Applications such as FarbrengenNight 3.0, Party Night 2.5, BaglesSnoozes 6.1 and Hangout 5.0 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected.

In addition, applications such as Garbage Out 3.3 and House Work 2.1 have gone from

select-as needed to continuous schedule Ignoring them causes Night-on-the-Couch 1.0 to

take over all activity. 

I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run some of my other favorite applications. 

I am thinking about going back to BochurLife 7.0, but the uninstall does not work on this program Can you help me, please!!

Thanks,

A Distressed User